Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

"Many aspire to serve God--but only in an advisory capacity." -Anon

Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering!

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of
Asia a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: "That happens in most countries, son."

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Two guys were walking on the street when one of them says:
"I've realized that my wife is an angel."
"Mine isn't human, either", said the second.

What's the difference between genius and stupidity? Genius has its limits.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.