Prayer of a desperate Man
Oh Lord --- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, --- and the courage to change the things I cannot accept, --- The wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today --- because they got on my nerves, --- and also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, --- as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow, --- Help me always to give 100% at work, --- that is, 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 38% on Wednesday, 22% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday, --- And help me to remember ---- When I am having a bad day, and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, --- that it takes 42 muscles to frown, --- and only 28 to smile, --- but only four to extend my arm, --- 3and smack someone in the mouth, ----
© Bobbysoft 2000 |