Prayer of a desperate Man

Oh Lord ---
  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, ---
     and the courage to change the things I cannot accept, ---
        The wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today ---
           because they got on my nerves, ---
              and also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, ---
                 as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow, ---
Help me always to give 100% at work, ---
   that is,
      12% on Monday,
          23% on Tuesday,
              38% on Wednesday,
                  22% on Thursday,
                     and 5% on Friday, ---
And help me to remember ----
   When I am having a bad day,
      and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, ---
         that it takes 42 muscles to frown, ---
            and only 28 to smile, ---
               but only four to extend my arm, ---
                  3and smack someone in the mouth, ----

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